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Drive like an Englishman?

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Do you stop at zebra crossings? Do you use your indicator? Do you park within a metre of the kerb? Put a stop to those Anglo-Saxon driving habits. Learn how to double-park at traffic lights. Learn how to sound the horn, not as a hazard warning, but as a means of expressing existential angst. And remember: the farther you park your car away from the kerb is proportional to the amount of time you expect to be spending with your brother’s wife. And if you can’t double park: use the bicycle lane, or mount the pavement. Tout est permis.